My People
Jon Lasser
He'll be my ex-husband pretty soon, but he's still a cool guy.
Ginger Petunia
Every five-year-old should want to be like her when they grow up.
Paul Wouters
If you Americanize the pronounciation of his last name, it rhymes with 'router', which is oddly appropriate in more ways than one.
Jeff Covey
Has an excellent handle on the difference between being "nice" and being "good", and the value of each.
Rob Carlson
Someone forgot to tell Rob that real geeks never update their home pages! I made a fan page for him.
Declan McCullagh
Throws a hell of a party, although I'm going to have to start wearing an "I am Not a Libertarian" t-shirt every time I attend one..
Abby Acland
Abby is my wonderfully bitter friend. She's into plants and philosophy.
Carl Ellison
Carl's smart. He can do stuff like (gasp!) math. He drinks a lot of decaf coffee. Baltimore suddenly became a lot less cool when he moved away; I miss him.
Arthur Levesque
Arthur boogs people with his t-shirts and with his capacity for outdoing anything disgusting or degenerate you could ever think of. He'll take this as a compliment.
Tatu Ylonen
The only person I've ever met from Finland. He came to stay here on vacation once, and I think he had a good time. Too bad I can't get to Helsinki for Eurocrypt this year and sleep on HIS couch. :)
Dale Ghent
This guy bought a generator. A fucking generator, can you believe that shit???
Matt Spong/DJ Bonghit
The fearless ultimate smackdowner of Smokedot.
Karl Jorgansen
I probably spelled his name wrong. Karl and I share an interest in modern ruins. He's super neat, and I hope we can hang out again soon.
Ken Weitzel
Captain K.Y. Jellico, at your service! There's a picture or two of me on this page..see if you can figure out which ones they are.
Knarph
Knarph is no longer away in sunny CA. He moved back to Maryland quite some time ago. He's probably laughing cuz I finally updated this.

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Page Created: June 7, 1997
Updated for the first time ever on April 26, 2001.